YMonday, October 20, 2008' 1:37 AM
someone sent me this...
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years .
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space .
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV .
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
If you are reading this, that means you took time enough to read this message! Thank you!Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
The Smallest is the male sperm.
You use 200 muscles to take one step.
The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three .
A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much in formation as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
At the moment of conception,you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
And now I bet that if you read this you put your thumb to you nose - just to check
find some things a bit funny. example, if i slept for 12 hours [see? i super sleeper right], that means that 11hours and 58 or 57 seconds are just nothing.... i know what jake will say. waste of time. then for the 2 things about human feet, people with "perfume" feet how? maybe have 1 million sweat glands and 15 trillion bacteria on each of their feet? and also the "when you look at someone you love...." also makes sence. comparewhen i look at kro, to a stranger, and then to HER, SHE seems more blur, or is that i just don't want to get blind after i look at her so my eyes go blur? but cannot be because kro still no change... confused already....
feddup already. post this piece of crap.... dunno what i'm typing in anyway...
YTuesday, October 14, 2008' 5:44 AM
exams are over...... can see dan dancing half naked in the next room, but lets just ignore him or i'll go blind soon....
i know a lot of you bewil people damn happy that confirm can have our own outing, so lift your heads up and smile more can??? exams over i need to de-stress..... doing a bad job of it too.... shit lah!!!! cannot say that s-word....
went to sengkang library after school...... ah ma, you pangseh me after you buy your stupid sharksfin soup. dammit, i was emo-ing up there because of you!!!
after emo-ing, go home rest, listen to her nag then go hihs find my darlings mee pok and nat.....
met meepok first, then coincedentially saw amanda, nicolo polo, stupid toh dian wei[kaninah lah that bastard] then waited a short while more then nat finally run out. could've ran around naked but cannot because where there is a kbox, there will be chee ko peks nearby, so must be careful lah.....
go hougang mall eat lunch.... nat and i had western meal while meepok ate, well, noodles. after lunch the 2 rich people go buy sweets..... i no money so cannot buy anything.....
in the end we sit outside hougang mrt talk crap and eat snacks for about 1 hour plus then go home sleep..... no lah. look for food to eat......
reminders to the people that my new e-mail is
blur_sotong95@hotmail.com so please add....
