YMonday, October 20, 2008' 1:37 AM
someone sent me this...
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years .
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space .
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV .
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
If you are reading this, that means you took time enough to read this message! Thank you!Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
The Smallest is the male sperm.
You use 200 muscles to take one step.
The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three .
A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much in formation as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
At the moment of conception,you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
And now I bet that if you read this you put your thumb to you nose - just to check
find some things a bit funny. example, if i slept for 12 hours [see? i super sleeper right], that means that 11hours and 58 or 57 seconds are just nothing.... i know what jake will say. waste of time. then for the 2 things about human feet, people with "perfume" feet how? maybe have 1 million sweat glands and 15 trillion bacteria on each of their feet? and also the "when you look at someone you love...." also makes sence. comparewhen i look at kro, to a stranger, and then to HER, SHE seems more blur, or is that i just don't want to get blind after i look at her so my eyes go blur? but cannot be because kro still no change... confused already....
feddup already. post this piece of crap.... dunno what i'm typing in anyway...
YTuesday, October 14, 2008' 5:44 AM
exams are over...... can see dan dancing half naked in the next room, but lets just ignore him or i'll go blind soon....
i know a lot of you bewil people damn happy that confirm can have our own outing, so lift your heads up and smile more can??? exams over i need to de-stress..... doing a bad job of it too.... shit lah!!!! cannot say that s-word....
went to sengkang library after school...... ah ma, you pangseh me after you buy your stupid sharksfin soup. dammit, i was emo-ing up there because of you!!!
after emo-ing, go home rest, listen to her nag then go hihs find my darlings mee pok and nat.....
met meepok first, then coincedentially saw amanda, nicolo polo, stupid toh dian wei[kaninah lah that bastard] then waited a short while more then nat finally run out. could've ran around naked but cannot because where there is a kbox, there will be chee ko peks nearby, so must be careful lah.....
go hougang mall eat lunch.... nat and i had western meal while meepok ate, well, noodles. after lunch the 2 rich people go buy sweets..... i no money so cannot buy anything.....
in the end we sit outside hougang mrt talk crap and eat snacks for about 1 hour plus then go home sleep..... no lah. look for food to eat......
reminders to the people that my new e-mail is
blur_sotong95@hotmail.com so please add....
YSaturday, September 27, 2008' 6:54 AM
don't care if i got spell wrong.... listening to mcr now.... don't want to hear the parents nagging and calling me something kinda mildly vulgal in cantonese..... in case if anyone wants toknow the name of the song, it's i'm not ok by mcr. quite a good song actually, so please listen to it some time.....
don't get it.... so damn irritating to hear some one yell, but because i'm too kind to them i always listen to them even the uncensored parts, so..... too bad for me...... fucking angry..... wishing that they will just shut up sometime soon...... or else my turn to blow...... to the parents or parents to be out there, never nag at your kid, because if your child can "sing" like me, i don't think your windows will be safe...... anything glass for the matter...... singing out loud to "i'm not ok" , hoping its annoying enough for them..... hahaha.... sprouting devil horns soon.... not that i care though..... no big deal about that.....
been through some people's blogs..... a lot of them are opposers last year..... all of them criticising me.... you think i care? think again...... cannot be bothered..... still crapping.... no one left tag for a long time..... must be because never publicise...... f**k..... hates the rules that i've got to follow.... not that i want to.....
enough crap to fill your computer screen for the time being....
YFriday, September 26, 2008' 8:57 AM
heard that will be a party after exams. also heard that SOME people will smuggle in beer or wine. just to remind the absent minded freaks who saw what happened last year, don't get drunk. i know some of the guys are dared to see who can drink more wine or beer against me, but know where is your limit- not to say that i very heavy-duty lahs- but just know when to put the can down and pretend nothing happen. especially mr "macho" no.1, you know who you are. in the end all of us cannot sleep.....
but planning to have more wine than beer there.... wine nicer:] i don't agree with SOME people. act cool.... >< hahaha... in the end have to ask your mother send you home.... lols... how big alr??? i don't know, and don't want to know too.....
ohyas... ILLA & DAN!!!! BUCK UP!!!! or else [grinning like a devil]........ few more weeks. learn finish the song i run you run we run, all run far far, can?? teach until pekcek.... stress lah!!!
